The Scottish Mail on Sunday - 2022-03-13

• Not tonight, Josephine... I’ve just survived an assassinat­ion attempt
• £2 A LITRE
• Fears grow that Queen5 will miss Philip service
• Sky’s Sophy versus ITV’s Anushka in battle to be the next Laura Kuenssberg
• Rowling: Labour can no longer be trusted to defend women’s rights
• Fund ops with prostituti­on, says guide
• Scotland ‘a safe haven’ for oligarch dirty money
• Russians close in …but talks offer glimmer of hope
• Lifeline for Chelsea FC as Ministers say sanctioned Abramovich CAN sell club
• A NATION UNBOWED
• Race against time for cancer-stricken children rescued by heroic doctor
• Torment of the Ukraine WAGs f leeing their homes – just eight months after Euros jaunt
• We will target your weapons convoys, Russia warns Britain
• He’s only 4 but Maxim has been through hell. Now at last he’s safe...thanks to you
• Tears of Strictly’s Nikita as his grandmothe­r f lees Kyiv
• Vital funds that helped save little Luka
• Our frantic race to escape Kyiv with newborn twins – as the Russian shells rained down
• Top mandarin’s ‘contempt’ for MSPs raised at Westminste­r
• £170k ‘Lady Humphrey’ laughing all the way to the bank
• Now Cowell’s a £460m talent scout
• Vivienne Westwood tartan, a Scots twist (and gaggle of guards on the guest list) as Assange weds in jail
• Before and weight loss
• Ex-MPs face time limit on Commons passes in crackdown on lobbying
• Jo Elvin’s Notebook
• Oligarchs may f ind democracy can be very ruthless too
• Unique devotion of a great Monarch
• At Charles’s Scots mansion... playboy billionair­e whose dad was a drug-dealing pig farmer
• I keep telling you Russia isn’t strong. This stupid, brutal war has proved it
• If dope is such a ‘soft’ drug, why was Kim murdered?
• Pothole plague that’ll cost £1.7 billion to f ix
• QUOTES of the week
• So when did handbags get this tiny – and where DO you put your lippy?
• Clarkson’s site for petrolhead­s goes crash
• Shale firm could pump gas this year
• Cows wearing electronic tags? Pull the udder one!
• IRA gunman executed our three soldier sons ...so why DID police let him cheat justice?
• The A to Z of Rocketman Musk’s out of this world love life... and why his child No 8 is called ‘Y’
• Oscar winner Mira: Hollywood bias has blighted my career
• NEXT WEEK’S NEWS...TODAY!
• Good inf luencers! The TikTok sisters getting teenagers hooked on books
• By George! Osborne’s girl defends porn in an Oxford Union debate
• WALK IT OFF HOW A STROLL CAN FLATTEN THAT GLUCOSE CURVE
• HUNGER PANGS? REACH FOR A HARD-BOILED EGG
• Earn £40k shucking scallops? It’s not worth our while, say workshy snowflakes
• Bit-casso! the digital artist who made £2m in a DAY
• The Falklands hero who lost an arm trying to defuse an Argentine bomb – but still feels a right plonker for calling the Queen ‘sir’ as she pinned a medal on his chest
• Do I really need to undergo a painful prostate biopsy?
• Speech impediment risk as babies wait two years for simple tongue-tie op
• Monitors for ALL type 1 diabetes sufferers
• Pill for ‘death star’ lung cancer not caused by smoking
• Always fancied a Isa but too afraid It’s just four steps
• NO SEFLASH! It’s Comic Relief time
• I don’t know which is more sizzling – the script or Lucy Boynton’s up-do!
• DAVID MELLOR CLASSICAL
• An awful man in a seedy saga – but it’s worth sticking with
• TIM DE LISLE
• French Braid Anne Tyler
• HEROIC RAID THAT LEFT THE GERMANS ALL AT SEA
• Saccharine? No, it’s another masterclas­s by our greatest chronicler of family life
• shares to start? away ...
• Six superhero protect your Isa
• Is this the Isa offer of a lifetime or a bad idea?
• And a contrary, cautious view
• Open the account that Junior can be proud of...
• Get 1.9% on cash... if you fix for 5 years
• PS: Don’t forget about Royal Windsor!
• Let the waves rule in your celebratio­ns
• Join the Mail’s own Robert Hardman on a Royal Palaces tour
• Walking up an appetite
• Corfu, what a corker …for an epic reunion
• Historic pub that’s bang on target
• Get your spring FLOWER FIX
• Britain’s steel giants cut off Russian coal
• IAG boss gets £20k a month for two homes
• Home improvers help joinery firm into the FTSE 100
• We are not back in the 70s
• Can Britain produce shale gas – or is it hot air?
• Grandee: My duty to save jobs at Holland & Barrett
• As energy prices hit boiling point, should you gamble on a deal to fix bills at an eye-watering... £3,200!
• Wait a bit longer before buying a funeral plan
• Fraudsters prey on Covid sufferers in text scam
• Cancer victim charged £1,800 for travel cover – on a £2,400 holiday
• How I turned my worst mistake into a £50k PPI payday!
• WE’RE WATCHING YOU
• I made a will . . . but the lawyer holding it has disappeare­d
• Can’t get an NHS dentist? The answer starts at £10 a month
• Give us a vote over Net Zero to clear the air
• IN THE DRINK
• SENOR MOMENT
• Blackmore can play her part in fantastic four for the Festival
• SMILES BETTER
• Gordon is feeling Everton’s pain
• Newcastle join Villa in the race to sign Phillips
• Raphinha is key for Marsch and Leeds
• CHELSEA GRIPPED BY FEAR OF GOING BUST
• Get set for ultimate EPL game of shame
• SILENCE IN THE BOARDROOM!
• DONS WEAKENED FOR RUN-IN AFTER BROWN’S EXIT
• It’s time for Rangers’ fringe men to step up to the plate
• Tierney eager to stay on the straight and narrow and fulfil promise to his mother
• Jasper just wants to entertain like Neymar and Hazard
• BITTON COMES OUT OF SHADOWS
• Graham glad boss had faith in him after a below-Par loan
• ‘I was too intense and couldn’t switch off. For too long my life was about Dundee FC. It’s only now, seeing pictures, I realise I didn’t look myself. If I get back in I will have a better balance’
• Serbian teams can learn from Rangers, says icon
• Simms sends Gorgie men through after thrilling tie
• Neilson praises the decisive instant impact of McEneff
• EDDIE RUES EWELS EXIT
• PRICE WORTH HIS WEIGHT IN GOLD
• NTAMACK AND FRANCE DARE TO DREAM OF SLAM
• Mission in Rome successful but Scots must raise game for Dublin
• We let that slip at the end, complains a frustrated Townsend
• GETTING ITALIAN JOB DONE
• THE PRIZE CROSSWORD
• BARE BONES
• SIR LANCELOT AND HIS PAGE

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