The se­cret dreams of sleep­ing pets

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SID, 11

Shh. On your tippy-paws please. What am I up to? You’ve heard of cat bur­glars, haven’t you? Well… word on the street is there’s some juicy fish around this way. Oh, I see it! Ours for the tak­ing. Care­fully does it – that’s it! Across the kitchen floor we go. No, now is not the time to get dis­tracted by a toy ball. Here, I think we’re out of dan­ger. Now, just to shimmy down this drain­pipe. I think we’ve got away with … oh hi. No, no, noth­ing to see here… hon­est guv.

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