(Wrong) way to go, Mr President

WELL, I wouldn’t worry too much about the heightening tensions and fear of a nuclear war breaking out between North Korea and the USA.

North Korea’s dictator, Kim Wrong-Un, and his severely brainwashed military are now unable to fight.

That’s because they are too busy laughing.

Yes, laughing so hard at President Trump’s mighty armada.

It seems that the American Pacific Fleet don’t have the ability to read a map, or even use that most a simple of navigational aids, a compass.

When The Donald puffed out his chest, rattled a few sabres and issued his call to arms, they began steaming thousands of miles . . . in the completely opposite direction from North Korea.

I hope they can figure out where the country really is before ordering a pre-emptive strike – or parts of the Far East might become too hot and desolate to visit.