almost certainly not what you came for..
The things you don’t need but may be fun
Apparently this white chocolate and pumpkin mousse coated in dark chocolate with an orange macaroon and vanilla whipped cream is as “tasty as it is terrifying” – so not very then. Halloween-minded Wharfers can find it by strolling to Westferry and paying £7.50 Tom’s Kitchen, Westferry Circus, Oct 26-31
Can’t really be arsed to carve a pumpkin? Don’t have any friends to do it with at Drink, Shop, Do? Don’t worry. The Tiger has your back with this delightful plastic creation and it won’t break the bank at £6. Just don’t put a lit candle within or the fumes from the melting plastic may just give you the nightmares you’d rather avoid. Crossrail Place
Spend a Wednesday atop the Crossrail station in celebration of the Mexican Day Of The Dead. Big Easy, from 6pm, will be filled with Central American sounds and flavours including special cocktails, shots, a two-course set menu and two-for-one happy hour drinks all night. Big Easy, Crossrail Place, Oct 31, 6pm-late Stop, put down your phone. Take a 10-minute screen break with The Wharf. If you’re not satisfied we promise to try harder next week. Maybe we’ll surprise you
This smashing pumpkin is suitable for a fire-free Halloween
The most scary thing about this dish is probably its refined sugar content