Santa’s spe­cial de­liv­ery

The Wokingham Paper - - VIEWPOINTS -

As these days so many houses do not seem to have chim­neys, I am of­ten asked by you how I man­age to de­liver presents into your homes.

Well, just as how I able to travel the world in one night re­mains a closely guarded se­cret, then so also does how I get to visit you all on Christ­mas Eve.

The Wok­ing­ham Pa­per, hear­ing of your con­cerns (there is not much they do not know or can­not find out about) con­tacted me and asked if I could get my se­nior elf Phil to com­pose a verse to keep you in sus­pense un­til the big day ar­rives. So here it is be­low, and we hope you like it.

Oh, by the way, make sure you are tucked up in bed and fast asleep when I come to see you.

Love and best wishes to you and your friends and fam­i­lies.

Happy Christ­mas! Santa

PS – The mince pies and car­rots you leave for me and the rein­deer are al­ways ap­pre­ci­ated. Thank you.

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