If you haven’t got a chimney, what
does Santa do?
How does he get to see you if he can’t
come down a flue? Does he get in through a window, or
simply use a door?
Or come up through a trapdoor in the
Does he squeeze in through the
Or perhaps a letterbox?
To deliver all his presents and pack
them in your socks?
Does he wriggle from a plughole, or
pop up through the loo?
Drop down from the skylight? There is something he must do. Could he crawl in past the flap that lets in locked out cats just below the row of hooks used for
Perhaps he casts a special spell or says
a magic word?
I don’t believe it can be that – it’s simply
I’ve wondered and I’ve puzzled but I
still can’t work it out.
Yet every year he manages – of that
there is no doubt.
I suppose that if the truth be told, ‘tis a secret HE should keep and that we should simply wonder, as on Christmas Eve we sleep