PILE ON A CHRIST­MAS PUN!

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Thanks to David Will­cocks, we can all round off our Christ­mas din­ner this year with an in­ge­nious fes­tive pun. Sec­onds, any­one? • When Santa is lost in the Arc­tic, he sim­ply goes with the floe. • The lat­est Gov­ern­ment White Pa­per on Santa has too many clauses. • The Scan­di­na­vian med­i­cal sys­tem is called the Na­tional Elk Ser­vice. • Ren­o­vated pine forests al­ways

look spruced up to me. • Nor­way in­vented the La­p­land

com­puter.

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