PILE ON A CHRISTMAS PUN!
Thanks to David Willcocks, we can all round off our Christmas dinner this year with an ingenious festive pun. Seconds, anyone? • When Santa is lost in the Arctic, he simply goes with the floe. • The latest Government White Paper on Santa has too many clauses. • The Scandinavian medical system is called the National Elk Service. • Renovated pine forests always
look spruced up to me. • Norway invented the Lapland