The world according To alan
I suppose life’s just too easy for me. I mean, I’m incredibly rich, I’ve got the largest majority in the House of Commons and, if I was any better looking,
I think people would suspect I was an android.’
In the good old days, you were poor, you got ill and you died. These days people seem to think they’ve got some sort of God-given right to be cured. And what is the result of this sloppy socialist thinking?
More poor people!’
Why should we, the country that produced Shakespeare, Christopher Wren – and those are just the people on our banknotes, for Christ’s sake – cower down to the countries that produced Hitler, Napoleon and the… the… The Smurfs!’
You know the really great thing about a fudged coalition is that neither of us need to carry out a single promise
in our manifestos.’