Mark Bates, e-mail
I HAVE always enjoyed masturbating to the picture of that bloke kissing that bird’s arse, but recently I have found that the sight of that bloke is putting me right off my stroke. I have discovered that my right thumb fits perfectly over his head but as I am right-handed, I am then unable to pleasure myself fully with my left hand. And if I use my left thumb instead, part of it blocks out her arse. Could you possibly print it the other way around so I can finally get some manual relief?