Mark Bates, e-mail

VIZ - - Letterbocks -

I HAVE al­ways en­joyed mas­tur­bat­ing to the pic­ture of that bloke kiss­ing that bird’s arse, but re­cently I have found that the sight of that bloke is putting me right off my stroke. I have dis­cov­ered that my right thumb fits per­fectly over his head but as I am right-handed, I am then un­able to plea­sure my­self fully with my left hand. And if I use my left thumb in­stead, part of it blocks out her arse. Could you pos­si­bly print it the other way around so I can fi­nally get some man­ual re­lief?

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