USE IT ABSOLUTELY ANYWHERE!...
The producer had better make sure there’s a hot meal waiting for me after the show or he’ll be getting a fourpenny one up the fucking bracket! Mr E “Tinsel Tits” D., Newsnight
They sometimes give me brown toast instead of white in the BBC Breakfast studio. If the producer does it again tomorrow morning, the cunt’s going down.
Mr BT., Salford
I had to bite my lip when the producer told me the canteen had run out of Butterscotch flavour Angel Delight. If it happens again I’ll lay him out for the Count(down).
Mr NH., Leeds
Never mind a Victoria sponge, my producer can expect a knuckle fucking sandwich if there’s none of my favourite Ginster’s Meat Feast Slices in the Great British Bake Off location catering van.
Mrs MB., Bath