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The pro­ducer had bet­ter make sure there’s a hot meal wait­ing for me af­ter the show or he’ll be get­ting a fourpenny one up the fuck­ing bracket! Mr E “Tin­sel Tits” D., News­night

They some­times give me brown toast in­stead of white in the BBC Break­fast stu­dio. If the pro­ducer does it again to­mor­row morn­ing, the cunt’s go­ing down.

Mr BT., Sal­ford

I had to bite my lip when the pro­ducer told me the can­teen had run out of Butterscotch flavour An­gel De­light. If it hap­pens again I’ll lay him out for the Count(down).

Mr NH., Leeds

Never mind a Vic­to­ria sponge, my pro­ducer can ex­pect a knuckle fuck­ing sand­wich if there’s none of my favourite Gin­ster’s Meat Feast Slices in the Great Bri­tish Bake Off lo­ca­tion cater­ing van.

Mrs MB., Bath

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