I WAS

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dis­gusted re­cently when my hus­band asked me if I would like to come up­stairs and ‘lay a ca­ble’ in our mar­i­tal bed. Think­ing he was into sca­tol­ogy, I was dis­gusted and slapped him round the face. How fool­ish I felt when I re­mem­bered that my hus­band is Vince Ca­ble, Lib­eral Demo­crat Leader, and he was merely re­quest­ing a reg­u­lar fum­ble be­neath the sheets. Ada Ca­ble, Twick­en­ham

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