just done a fart that sounded just like a mediumsized motorbike starting up and accelerating away. Can any of your readers top that? Mark Procter, Burnley
We’re assuming that by ‘mediumsized,’ Mr Procter means around 150-350cc. Perhaps you’ve done a more powerful fart that made a noise like a Royal Enfield 500 or a Harley Davidson Street 750. Or perhaps, before it shut, you had a curry at the Curry Capital, Bigg Market, Newcastle upon Tyne and made a noise like a 1200cc Victory Octane.