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WHEN EL James’s erotic odyssey Fifty Shades of Grey hit the big screen in 2015, the steamy screen ex­ploits of Chris­tian Grey and Anas­ta­sia Steele her­alded a full blown sex­ual revo­lu­tion in Bri­tain’s bed­rooms, as cou­ples from Lands End to John O’Groats went S&M potty. OUT went bor­ing mis­sion­ary po­si­tion sex that hadn’t changed since Vic­to­rian times, and IN came raunchy Sub­mis­sion, Dom­i­na­tion and Spank­ing, as lovers threw off their in­hi­bi­tions, fas­tened on their ball-gags, and went Bondage bonkers.

And when the se­quel, Fifty Shades Darker was re­leased in 2017, the Bri­tish pub­lic went even more crazy for all things S&M. Man­u­fac­tur­ers of bondage equip­ment and re­straints had to work flat out to meet the needs of the newly lib­er­ated na­tion. Now with the brand spank­ing new Fifty Shades Freed movie on gen­eral re­lease, there are gen­uine fears that UK-wide de­mand for BDSM gear will quickly out­strip sup­ply. Any broad-minded cou­ples hop­ing to recre­ate in their own homes the sexy scenes they’ve seen in the X-rated third film of the tril­ogy are likely to be dis­ap­pointed when they find the shelves of their lo­cal adult store stripped bare of hand­cuffs, whips and strap-ons. But don’t worry! Be­cause we’ve teamed up with some peo­ple on Twit­ter claim­ing to be Jamie Dor­nan and Dakota John­son to give away a com­pre­hen­sive BDSM kit con­tain­ing every­thing you need to en­joy a down and dirty bondage ses­sion of your very own... ab­so­lutely free! There’s a stud­ded dog col­lar, re­strain­ing hand­cuffs, a sen­su­ous feather and a but­tock pad­dle for smack­ing ar­ses with. So what are you wait­ing for? A whole new uni­verse of sex­ual plea­sure is wait­ing for you. Sim­ply cut out the var­i­ous pieces of bondage equip­ment, close the cur­tains and let your imag­i­na­tion run riot!

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