1. THE GETAWAY DRIVER
JAY KAY OUT OF JAMIROQUAI
A VITAL cog in the bank heist machine, the Getaway Driver is responsible for ferrying the whole team to and from the job as quickly as possible - and losing the coppers in the process. For this tyre-screeching, death-defying duty, only one A-Lister sprang to Terry’s mind: titfer-topped Space Cowboy JAY KAY.
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Gear more than any other celeb, so he’s clearly comfortable behind the wheel of a fast motor. Plus, his acid jazz chops would be put to good use en route to the heist, as the pintsized popster could calm the group’s collective nerves by belting out one of his many cod-funk hits, such as
or During a blag, the Getaway Driver usually sits outside the bank revving the engine. However, Jay Kay has occasionally been known to get a bit naughty and punch the odd paparazzo in his time. This fondness for fisticuffs could come in handy if he spots any filth snooping about while his accomplices complete the job.
Most importantly, though, once the heist is finished, the bulk of the loot could be stashed safely under the Cloud
9 star’s famously large hat - the last place the rozzers would think to look if the crew gets pulled over.”