4. THE SAFE CRACKER
URI GELLER WITH
the crowd under control, the rest of the team must make their way down to the vault to secure the cash. Of course, this is easier said than done, as any multinational bank worth its salt keeps its funds securely locked up inside a large, cast-iron safe. Step forward, then, Terry’s celebrity Safe Cracker... Israeli paranormalist URI GELLER.
Geller is famous for his incredible ability to bend cutlery and start watches using only the power of his mind and his hands. It takes him mere moments to warp a simple kitchen spoon beyond all recognition, so his telekinetic psychic faculties would probably work their magic on a supposedly impregnable bank vault door in about five minutes.
Of course, if for any reason Geller is unsuccessful in mentally bending the safe open, all is not lost, for he also possesses the power of telepathy - the ability to quite literally read another person’s mind. This would mean he could simply squint very hard at the bank’s manager head while putting his fingers to his temple a bit until the safe’s combination appeared, written on a playing card in a sealed envelope found in one of his fellow robbers’ inside pockets.”