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VIZ - - Invasion of the space wasps -

Q: What’s a mon­key’s favourite Tim West­wood-fronted car cus­tomiza­tion TV show? A: Chimp My Ride! T West­wood, Peter­bor­ough Q: What do cheeky mon­keys get up to? A: J-apes! (Japes.) MMcIn­tyre, Hamp­stead Q: What’s a Sudoku-lov­ing chimp’s favourite kind of tree? A: A Mon­key Puzzle! J Se­in­feld, New York Q: What would a New World mon­key of the sub­fam­ily Ce­bi­nae or­der in Star­bucks? A: A ca­puchin-o! D Let­ter­man, New York Q: Why couldn’t the fe­male ba­boon put the shelf up prop­erly? A: Be­cause she was us­ing a man-drill! J ‘Nick-Nick’ David­son, Es­sex Q: Why couldn’t the fe­male ba­boon den­tist re­move the tooth prop­erly? A: Be­cause she was us­ing a man-drill! J ‘Nick-Nick’ David­son, Es­sex Q: Why weren’t the fe­male ba­boon army pla­toon per­form­ing their mil­i­tary train­ing ex­er­cises prop­erly? A: Be­cause they were do­ing a man-drill! J ‘Nick-Nick’ David­son, Es­sex

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