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SEA far­ers. Don’t put your life jacket on un­til af­ter you’ve fallen in the wa­ter, other­wise you won’t feel the ben­e­fit. Nick Lyon, Truro

SAVE money on ex­pen­sive broad­band con­tracts by driv­ing up the M1 tail­gat­ing a Na­tional Ex­press coach and us­ing their free WIFI. An­drew Fish­pool, Har­ling­ton

LI­BRAR­I­ANS. Save time shush­ing peo­ple by sim­ply re­leas­ing air from a bi­cy­cle tyre each time a pa­tron makes too much noise. Billy Grayson, Bund­aberg

SHORT-AR­SED dog walk­ers. Use your ball thrower to get your bags of shit up into the higher branches of trees for a more pleas­ing aes­thetic ef­fect. Steve Crouch, Peter­bor­ough

CON­VINCE your neigh­bours that there are ma­jor road­works forth­com­ing in your street by spray­paint­ing a se­ries of non­sen­si­cal yel­low squig­gles, dots and num­bers on the road out­side their house. Bis­cuit Tim, De­vizes

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