Eng­land foot­ball fans - now you can keep tabs on YOUR sport­ing heartache with this fan­tas­tic FREE... WORLD CUP YEARS OF HURT CAL­EN­DAR

VIZ - - Mr. Logic -

JULY 30th 1966 will for­ever stand in time im­memo­riam as the great­est day in our na­tion’s sport­ing his­tory. It was the day when 11 brave British boys faced down the Ger­mans and came away vic­to­ri­ous, bear­ing the gleam­ing Jules Rimet tro­phy as their prize. The crowd that was packed into Wem­b­ley Sta­dium cheered with one voice as Sir Alf Ram­sey’s plucky he­roes took their right­ful place at the top of the World foot­balling tree. But since that glo­ri­ous af­ter­noon, Eng­land foot­ball fans have had to en­dure count­less Years of Hurt™ as our na­tional soc­cer squad has crashed out of tour­na­ment af­ter tour­na­ment, a litany of ig­no­min­ious de­feats that hangs around our na­tional neck like an al­ba­tross of pain... ...Well those years of hurt are count­less no longer! With this fan­tas­tic FREE Eng­land Fan-tas­tic Cal­en­dar, you can now check off the Years of Hurt™ in style. On July 30th every year that the Eng­land team fails to win any ma­jor sil­ver­ware, sim­ply wind on the counter to keep an ac­cu­rate tally of our na­tion’s long term foot­balling fail­ure.*

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