IN­STRUC­TIONS

VIZ - - Letter Bocks -

Women: Cut out the rel­e­vant bin and place in the cor­rect spot in the ta­ble to re­mind you which bin goes out on which day. Then sim­ply wait un­til around 9.30pm the evening be­fore - or at least un­til your hus­band has got his dress­ing gown and slip­pers on - then de­mand he puts the rel­e­vant bin(s) out. Don’t let him get away with say­ing he’ll do it in the morn­ing like my Jay-Z does. He won’t.

Men: Put your dress­ing gown and slip­pers on and wait for your wife to tell you to put the bins out. Tell her sev­eral times that you’ll do it in the morn­ing be­fore even­tu­ally giv­ing into pres­sure and tak­ing them out that night.

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