MODESTY CUSH­ION

Game of Thrones

VIZ - - Game Of Thrones 4 Page Special -

With Sea­son 8 set to be the SEX­I­EST EVER, here’s the gift that EV­ERY red-blooded Game of Thrones fan will want!

AS WELL as its spec­tac­u­lar ac­tion scenes and blood­thirsty vi­o­lence,

Game of Thrones is known for its no­holds-barred, raunchy eroti­cism. And ac­cord­ing to in­sid­ers, sea­son 8 of the epic drama is set to be the sex­i­est one yet. That poses a prob­lem for many male view­ers, who risk be­com­ing phys­i­cally aroused while watch­ing the show.

It’s an awk­ward sit­u­a­tion that can eas­ily spoil an evening’s view­ing, as fam­ily mem­bers look on with dis­dain and dis­gust as dad pitches a tent in his slacks. But thanks to your big-hearted Viz, the mis­ery and shame of un­wanted gen­i­tal tumes­cence is now set to be­come a thing of the past. We’ve teamed up with the show’s pro­duc­ers HBO to de­velop this fan­tas­tic, dig­nity-pre­serv­ing Game of Thrones Modesty Cush­ion( TM).

The mo­ment you feel the first stir­rings of a tea­cake when watch­ing GoT, sim­ply reach for your Modesty Cush­ion( TM) and pop it dis­creetly on your lap to cover up your mor­ti­fi­ca­tion. And it’s not just use­ful, the

Viz Game of Thrones Modesty Cush­ion( TM) is also a stylish and at­trac­tive piece of soft fur­nish­ing in its own right.

IN­STRUC­TIONS: No two men are the same size, so your cush­ion can eas­ily be cus­tomised to cover your em­bar­rass­ment. Scan the de­sign into your com­puter and en­large or shrink it ac­cord­ing to your own in­di­vid­ual needs, us­ing this handy chart as a guide to...

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