Game of Thrones
With Season 8 set to be the SEXIEST EVER, here’s the gift that EVERY red-blooded Game of Thrones fan will want!
AS WELL as its spectacular action scenes and bloodthirsty violence,
Game of Thrones is known for its noholds-barred, raunchy eroticism. And according to insiders, season 8 of the epic drama is set to be the sexiest one yet. That poses a problem for many male viewers, who risk becoming physically aroused while watching the show.
It’s an awkward situation that can easily spoil an evening’s viewing, as family members look on with disdain and disgust as dad pitches a tent in his slacks. But thanks to your big-hearted Viz, the misery and shame of unwanted genital tumescence is now set to become a thing of the past. We’ve teamed up with the show’s producers HBO to develop this fantastic, dignity-preserving Game of Thrones Modesty Cushion( TM).
The moment you feel the first stirrings of a teacake when watching GoT, simply reach for your Modesty Cushion( TM) and pop it discreetly on your lap to cover up your mortification. And it’s not just useful, the
Viz Game of Thrones Modesty Cushion( TM) is also a stylish and attractive piece of soft furnishing in its own right.
INSTRUCTIONS: No two men are the same size, so your cushion can easily be customised to cover your embarrassment. Scan the design into your computer and enlarge or shrink it according to your own individual needs, using this handy chart as a guide to...