... Is YOUR Wife Having an Affair with the Milkman?
We ask the question that EVERY married man wants answering
you glance up from your newspaper and look at your wife as she does the dishes, hoovers around your feet, or brings you a cup of tea, have you ever asked yourself: Is she having it off with the milkman? You can’t simply ask her outright, as she’s almost certain to feign offence at the suggestion that she is reneging on her marriage vows. But there is a much easier way to find out the truth. Simply answer the questions in this quiz and tot up your score to discover once and for all what she gets up to every morning when she hears the milkman’s float pulling up outside.
1. Where does your wife get the milk?
a. She pops to the corner shop for it b. She gets it from the supermarket c. She gets it delivered to the door by the milkman
2. What time do you leave the house each morning?
a. At the same time the milkman arrives
b. After the milkman has been and gone
c. Before the milkman arrives
3. When you set off for work every day, what is your wife wearing?
a. Tracksuit trousers and a baggy jogging top
b. A stout housecoat, dowdy apron and baggy tights
c. A see-through chiffon babydoll nightie with pink fur round the bottom and a pair of high-heeled, fluffy mules
4. What does your wife listen to on the kitchen radio as you’re going out to work?
a. The Today programme on Radio 4
b. The Breakfast show with Nick Grimshaw on Radio 1
c. A compilation CD of sultry saxophone music