TRANSFORMERS: THE LAST KNIGHT (12)
TRANSFORMERS: The Last Knight is the cinematic equivalent of giving a fouryear-old a drum kit for Christmas then subjecting us to two and a half hours of the excitable tyke pounding the toms, bass and snare to oblivion.
Somewhere in the digitally augmented melee, Anthony Hopkins lazily chews scenery and Mark Wahlberg takes his working class hero to risible new heights as the saviour of the human race.
Download/stream from October 16, available from October 30 on DVD £19.99/Blu-ray £24.99/3D Blu-ray £29.99/4K Ultra HD Blu-ray £39.99.