Itry to avoid watching The Apprentice because, on the smug-o-meter, it’s off the scale. I tend to spend the time wondering which one I’d punch, sorry fire, first out of Lord Alan and Baroness Brady. But this year, the contestants are definitely less boom and more bust. They look like the cast of Love Island but with A-levels. I especially love the former glamour girl, Sarah Byrne, who swears her outstanding intellect and upfront personality will win her the show. She claimed this while posing topless. It might be something upfront, love, but I’m not sure it’s your personality…
Who would you fire first?
Sarah thinks she has the winning assets