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A Weekly Diet Plan

- By Pat Lowe

Monday’s diet is full of woe Tuesday’s diet has far to go Wednesday’s diet is full of fat Thursday’s diet is double that Friday’s diet is full of candy Saturday’s diet is gin and brandy But the diet that starts on the Sabbath Day Begins with a box of Cadbury’s Milk Tray

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