Not so long ago, we thought Valerie had been relegated to that great backburner in the sky, doomed to forever play cards off screen with Lu-
cas, Brad, Milo and other locals who are occasionally mentioned but rarely seen. So imagine our surprise when suddenly, Valerie — and portrayer Brytni Sarpy — started showing up all over the
place! First, Stella tried setting her up on a date with ex-beau Curtis, then Val was making out with Kristina to make Parker jealous. But the biggest surprise came when Lulu and Valerie had an appropriately awkward conversation during which they buried the hatchet. We get that some viewers will never forgive Valerie for sleeping with Dante, but like Lulu, we’d love nothing more than to move on. There aren’t enough Spencers on the canvas these days, so bringing Valerie back into the family fold suits us just fine.
“If Dante wasn’t my husband, I’d want to sleep with him, too! Wait, that’s not how I meant it… ”