Albuquerque Journal - - NEWS - AR­GUS HAMIL­TON Ar­gus Hamil­ton is host co­me­dian at The Com­edy Store in Hol­ly­wood. E-mail him at Ar­gus@Ar­gusHamil­

God Bless Amer­ica, and how’s ev­ery­body? The Year in Re­view con­cludes…..


Don­ald Trump was elected pres­i­dent after one of the most con­tentious and di­vi­sive elec­tions in U.S. his­tory. The swag­ger­ing real estate bil­lion­aire will take over the coun­try in January. I read about it in the Los An­ge­les Times and in the Book of Rev­e­la­tion.

Don­ald Trump gave a gra­cious vic­tory speech in New York that ral­lied the stock mar­kets in Asia and in Europe. The re­sponse to the elec­tion re­sult from around the world was gen­er­ous and sup­port­ive. Syria just agreed to take in 100,000 refugees from Bev­erly Hills.


Don­ald Trump en­joyed a rise in ap­proval rat­ings as re­porters dubbed the post-elec­tion stock mar­ket rally the Trump Bump. Cas­tro is dead, the stock mar­ket hit an all-time high and pot’s le­gal ev­ery­where it needs to be. It’s just been a month since the elec­tion, and al­ready Amer­ica is great again.

Don­ald Trump emerged from the el­e­va­tor at Trump Tower with Kanye West and told re­porters they had a very pro­duc­tive meet­ing. Talk about two peas in a pod. The two men spent most of their hour to­gether dis­cussing all the med­i­ca­tions they have been pre­scribed but refuse to take.

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