THE LIGHTER SIDE
God bless America, and how’s everybody?
NBA executives are quoted saying it’s a foregone conclusion that Lebron James will leave the Cavaliers following next season now that he’s brought the city an NBA title. His legacy is secure. Two years ago LeBron made history when he became the first person ever to move back to Cleveland.
Men’s Fitness magazine released a survey showing Southern California is the most physically fit and fitness-conscious region in America. There’s a lot of pressure to look good and trim. In Los Angeles zoology classes, they teach kids that a rhinoceros is just a unicorn who’s given up on life.
Hurricane Harvey made landfall in Texas Friday and spun into a tropical storm that dropped four feet of rain on Houston. The Rangers and the Astros moved their series to St. Petersburg to escape Harvey. You know that things are bad when you have to go TO Florida to escape a hurricane.
The White House dispatched FEMA to distribute food and shelter and supplies to the Houston flood victims in the wake of Hurricane Harvey. It’s a proud state. On Monday, President Trump declared the state of Texas a disaster area, prompting the state of Texas to respond, look who’s talking.