Albuquerque Journal - - NEWS - Ar­gus Hamil­ton is the host co­me­dian at The Com­edy Store in Hol­ly­wood and en­ter­tains groups and or­ga­ni­za­tions around the coun­try. E-mail him at Ar­gus@Ar­gusHamil­ AR­GUS HAMIL­TON

God bless Amer­ica, and how’s ev­ery­body?

NBA ex­ec­u­tives are quoted say­ing it’s a fore­gone con­clu­sion that Lebron James will leave the Cava­liers fol­low­ing next sea­son now that he’s brought the city an NBA ti­tle. His legacy is se­cure. Two years ago LeBron made his­tory when he be­came the first per­son ever to move back to Cleve­land.

Men’s Fit­ness mag­a­zine re­leased a sur­vey show­ing South­ern Cal­i­for­nia is the most phys­i­cally fit and fit­ness-con­scious re­gion in Amer­ica. There’s a lot of pres­sure to look good and trim. In Los An­ge­les zool­ogy classes, they teach kids that a rhi­noc­eros is just a uni­corn who’s given up on life.

Hur­ri­cane Har­vey made land­fall in Texas Fri­day and spun into a trop­i­cal storm that dropped four feet of rain on Houston. The Rangers and the Astros moved their se­ries to St. Peters­burg to es­cape Har­vey. You know that things are bad when you have to go TO Florida to es­cape a hur­ri­cane.

The White House dis­patched FEMA to dis­trib­ute food and shel­ter and sup­plies to the Houston flood vic­tims in the wake of Hur­ri­cane Har­vey. It’s a proud state. On Mon­day, Pres­i­dent Trump de­clared the state of Texas a dis­as­ter area, prompt­ing the state of Texas to re­spond, look who’s talk­ing.

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