THE LIGHTER SIDE
God bless America, and how’s everybody?
■ The Emmy Awards are held tonight in the Microsoft Theater in downtown Los Angeles hosted by Stephen Colbert. It’s an annual must-see event. The Emmy Awards allows Americans to enjoy seeing the most number of celebrities in one place without having to donate to the Democratic Party.
■ Folsom High School officials in California on Thursday banned students from chanting USA during games or at pep rallies, afraid it might offend immigrant students. It’s a California public school, so we should celebrate the fact that the students can spell USA.
■ President Trump’s approval jumped 10 points last week when polls show Americans approved of his handling of hurricanes Harvey and Irma. Hundreds of thousands of Americans were rescued from the hurricanes; Donald Trump was rescued by the hurricanes.