Albuquerque Journal

THE LIGHTER SIDE

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God bless America, and how’s everybody?

President Trump flew home from Singapore after one week of diplomacy with Kim Jong Un in Singapore and our European allies in Canada. Congratula­tions are in order for the president. It took only five days, but we now have better relations with North Korea than we have with NATO.

Kim Jong Un walked across a room and shook hands with President Trump in Singapore to begin talks. The historic handshake was televised live. The world witnessed a diplomatic moment nobody thought we’d ever see — CNN saying nice things about Trump.

President Trump traveled to Singapore aboard Air Force One to prepare for his talks with Kim Jong Un. On the way to Singapore, as well as on the way home, Trump flew safely over Vietnam without being shot down. He loves to show up John McCain at every opportunit­y.

The Honolulu Star reports that Mount Kilauea’s eruptions have native Hawaiians recalling tribal lore to end the eruptions. It called for the island’s chief to be thrown into the crater to appease the gods. Obama quickly announced that he was born in Kenya and has a birth certificat­e to prove it.

Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood, and entertains groups and organizati­ons around the country. Email him at Argus@ArgusHamil­ton.com.

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