THE LIGHTER SIDE

Albuquerque Journal - - NEWS - Ar­gus Hamil­ton is the host co­me­dian at The Com­edy Store in Hol­ly­wood and en­ter­tains groups and or­ga­ni­za­tions around the coun­try. E-mail him at Ar­gus@Ar­gusHamil­ton. com.

AR­GUS God bless Amer­ica, and how’s HAMIL­TON ev­ery­body?

The Weather Chan­nel re­ported ■ four tor­na­does touched down in Ok­la­homa City on Mon­day. They are a sight to be­hold. Vis­it­ing rel­a­tives who never be­fore saw a tor­nado in the sky al­ways stand trans­fixed with their noses up against your liv­ing room win­dow, but even­tu­ally you have to let them in.

Ok­la­homa Soon­ers quar­ter­back Tyler Mur­ray’s

■ agent ruled he will play only one year for the Big Red, since he’s al­ready signed to play base­ball for the Oak­land Ath­let­ics next sea­son. He has al­ready pock­eted $4 mil­lion in bonus cash. That should just about pay off his col­lege loans.

CNN an­chors re­fused to al­low a pan­elist to

■ de­scribe An­tifa mobs who were stop­ping cars and threat­en­ing white driv­ers in Port­land as mobs. The warn­ing is clear. If you call An­tifa protesters by that name, the Mafia will sue you for defama­tion of char­ac­ter and ru­in­ing the good name of the Mob.

Pres­i­dent Don­ald Trump praised Nikki Ha­ley

■ for mak­ing the U.N. am­bas­sador job glam­orous de­spite his dis­dain for the body. Be­ing Trump’s U.N. am­bas­sador is lot like be­ing Vladimir Putin’s food taster. You get to try some fan­tas­tic things, but deep down you know how it’s go­ing to end.

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