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Albuquerque Journal - - NEWS -

God bless Amer­ica, and how’s every­body?

■ Space­flight Now re­ports that NASA is lay­ing out a $28 bil­lion plan to sub­mit to Congress that would re­turn U.S. as­tro­nauts to the lu­nar sur­face in four years. Of­fi­cials at NASA said Tues­day that Trump is se­ri­ous about putting a woman on the moon. And that woman is Nancy Pelosi.

■ The Weather Chan­nel re­ported that Trop­i­cal Storm Beta slammed into the Texas Gulf Coast, flood­ing rivers and bat­ter­ing homes with blow­ing rain­storms. In Hous­ton, the high winds are caus­ing garbage cans to bang loudly against one an­other. Astros hit­ters are look­ing for a change-up.

■ The Emmy Awards had the host, the nom­i­nees, the re­cip­i­ents and Hol­ly­wood au­di­ence ap­pear on­line Sun­day. You have to hand it to us. The West Coast is on fire, the world is in a pan­demic, the na­tion’s six weeks away from civil war, and Hol­ly­wood still fig­ured out a way to give it­self awards.

AR­GUS HAMILTON

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