Age-old wis­dom

Austin American-Statesman - - OPINION -

Re: July 2 John Kelso col­umn “Ad­vice, or words a wise­crack­ing old man once said.”

I en­joyed Kelso’s ad­vice to­day. Since I am a year older than he is, I have a cou­ple of items that might com­plete his list:

Never or­der bar­be­cue in a res­tau­rant that has a maître d’ in a tux.

Never or­der the egg­plant souf­fle in a res­tau­rant that has saw­dust on the floor.

And, most im­por­tant, food is never blue. If it’s blue, it ain’t food.

Thanks, Mr. Kelso. El­liot Rich­mond

austin

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