‘Futurama’ 9 p.m., Comedy Central: Good news, everyone … the Professor has a time machine! The bad news is that it only goes forward, marooning the Planet Express crew in the future.
‘Jersey Shore’ 9 p.m., MTV: The mooks from Joisey invade Miami in the Season 2 kickoff.
‘On the Road with Austin & Santino’ 9:30 p.m., Lifetime: A pair of former ‘Project Runway’ contestants helps a Texas trick rider prepare
for a cowgirl ball in the series opener.