Wed­nes­day

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‘So You Think You Can Dance’ 7 p.m., Fox: The top five dancers per­form. That’s 10 legs, for those of you who are count­ing.

‘In Per­for­mance at the White House’ 7 p.m., PBS: Pres­i­dent Obama awards Paul McCart­ney the Gersh­win Prize for Pop­u­lar Song and Jerry Se­in­feld cracks wise.

‘Plain Jane’ 8 p.m., The CW: Louise Roe (sadly, no re­la­tion) dolls up moony-eyed women who then re­veal their crushes on un­sus­pect­ing men. This can’t end well, can it?

‘Bert the Con­queror’ 9 p.m., Travel: In Texas, the fear­less host goes blob­bing in Rock­springs and stops off at New Braunfels’ Sch­lit­ter­bahn.

‘Mon­sters In­side Me’ 9 p.m., An­i­mal Planet: A vet­eran of the Iraq war has a foot-long worm in­side his body. Ick. I hope you’re not eat­ing break­fast while you’re read­ing this. Also, I hope I never see the ad­jec­tive “foot­long” next to any other words ex­cept “hot dog.”

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