‘So You Think You Can Dance’ 7 p.m., Fox: The top five dancers perform. That’s 10 legs, for those of you who are counting.
‘In Performance at the White House’ 7 p.m., PBS: President Obama awards Paul McCartney the Gershwin Prize for Popular Song and Jerry Seinfeld cracks wise.
‘Plain Jane’ 8 p.m., The CW: Louise Roe (sadly, no relation) dolls up moony-eyed women who then reveal their crushes on unsuspecting men. This can’t end well, can it?
‘Bert the Conqueror’ 9 p.m., Travel: In Texas, the fearless host goes blobbing in Rocksprings and stops off at New Braunfels’ Schlitterbahn.
‘Monsters Inside Me’ 9 p.m., Animal Planet: A veteran of the Iraq war has a foot-long worm inside his body. Ick. I hope you’re not eating breakfast while you’re reading this. Also, I hope I never see the adjective “footlong” next to any other words except “hot dog.”