Lisa Lampanelli, Jan. 26
Say hello to the “Queen of Mean,” unless you’re easily offended — in that case, you should just cover your ears and slink quietly away. The raunchy insult comic (her undeniably hilarious, expletiveladen attacks on Comedy Central roasts would be one long, uninterrupted bleep on network television) can dial it back when she wants to, as in her tasteful turn in David Chase’s new film, “Not Fade Away,” where she’s nearly unrecognizable. Still, her stand-up promises something to offend everybody! 8 p.m., The Paramount Theatre, 713 Congress Ave. $48.50. 474-1221, www.austin theatre.org.