Clin­ton out, Bi­den in?

Baltimore Sun - - FROM PAGE ONE - Oliver Ber­liner, Eas­ton

The ex­haus­tion sug­gested by Hil­lary Clin­ton’s pneu­mo­nia and who knows what else is just what the Democrats have been wait­ing for (“Hil­lary Clin­ton says she didn’t think pneu­mo­nia was ’that big a deal,’” Sept. 12).

Af­ter they be­seech her to “gra­ciously and benef­i­cently” bow out of the race “for the good of the coun­try,” the Demo­cratic hi­er­ar­chy will im­me­di­ately “draft” Vice Pres­i­dent Joe Bi­den, who’s been wait­ing on deck to take her place in a New York minute — which he’ll mar­tyr him­self to do “for the good of the coun­try.”

If you ever wanted to see Dems and the GOP join hands to re­lieve them­selves of a mu­tual dilemma, wait no longer: Joe will win and all Amer­ica will breathe a sigh of re­lief.

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