GOP should court the graveyard vote
I am incensed about the allegations that dead people are voting in this election (“Rigged election? No, Elizabeth Warren says, Trump is trailing in polls due to his ‘creepy bullying,’ ” Oct. 19).
A few old friends and myself may look like we are dead, but we are actually still breathing.
Also, why is it said that dead people all seem to vote Democratic? Do Republicans not spend enough time at the cemetery hawking votes?
I am going to contact the Trump campaign and try and set up a town hall meeting at one of the local graveyards. We must stop this trend.
Republicans, get out and talk to all your dead friends and get them to the voting booth!