sister, 45- ish, recently incarcerated for burning down a trailer park in her attempt to retaliate against 16 ½ year fiancé Wiley running off with another woman.
Frankie Futrelle Dubberly – youngest Futrelle sister, 40- ish, nine months pregnant with second set of twins ( 20 years after the first set).
Rhonda Lynn Lampley – over 50, heart of gold manager of the Dairy Dog with a big secret of her own.
Patsy Price – over 40, local society matron, mother- in- law of Tina Jo Dubberly, nasty, vindictive and wants nothing to do with the Futrelle clan.
Dub Dubberly – Frankie’s husband, mid- 40’s, part- time Santa at the Super SmartMart, suffering from trying to pass a kidney stone.
Justin Waverly – twenties, interim pastor at the Tabernacle of the Lamb, in love with G. J. but can’t get up the nerve to pop the question; works seasonally at the Super SmartMart as a reindeer photo assistant.
Raynerd Chisum – over 20, part- time employee at the Dairy Dog, a little off kilter— or maybe smarter than and certainly more loyal than anyone else in Fayro.
John Curtis Buntner -- deputy sheriff of Fayro, age above 30, who wants to keep the peace in his town.