Life is simpler when you plough around the stump.
Only a fool argues with skunk, a mule, or a cook.
An old timer is a man who's had a lot of interesting experiences—some of them true.
When a cowboy’s too old to set a bad example, he hands out good advice.
Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.
A wink's as good as a nod to a blind mule.