Star turn

Chattanooga Times Free Press - ChattanoogaNow - - PUNCHLINES -

A mar­ried cou­ple were hav­ing a very hy­po­thet­i­cal dis­cus­sion about which stars would play them if, in the un­likely event, Hol­ly­wood ever made a movie based on their lives.

“Who would you pick to por­tray you?” the wife asked the hus­band.

He thought about it a minute, then an­swered, “Ge­orge Clooney.”

“In that case,” she said, “I’ll play my­self.”

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