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Q: What hap­pened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?

A: Ud­der de­struc­tion.

Q: Have you heard the ru­mor go­ing around about but­ter.

A: Never mind. You shouldn’t spread it.

Q: What do you call a sleep­walk­ing nun?

A: A roamin’ Catholic.

Q: What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?

A: Cashew!

Q: Why do cows have hooves in­stead of feet?

A: Be­cause they lac­tose.

Q: Wanna go on a pic­nic?

A: Al­paca lunch.

Q: What did the cow­boy say at the Ger­man auto show?

A: Audi.

Q: What did the ham­burger name its baby?

A: Patty.

Q: What hap­pens when di­nosaurs drive cars?

A: Tyran­nosaurus wrecks.

Q: What hap­pens when you il­le­gally park a frog?

A: You get toad away.

Q: What is the dif­fer­ence be­tween a hippo and a Zippo.

A: One is quite heavy. The other is a lit­tle lighter.

Q: What do you call a guy who never passes gas in pub­lic.

A: A pri­vate tu­tor.

Lisa Den­ton

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