Q: What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?
A: Udder destruction.
Q: Have you heard the rumor going around about butter.
A: Never mind. You shouldn’t spread it.
Q: What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A: A roamin’ Catholic.
Q: What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
A: Because they lactose.
Q: Wanna go on a picnic?
A: Alpaca lunch.
Q: What did the cowboy say at the German auto show?
Q: What did the hamburger name its baby?
Q: What happens when dinosaurs drive cars?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Q: What happens when you illegally park a frog?
A: You get toad away.
Q: What is the difference between a hippo and a Zippo.
A: One is quite heavy. The other is a little lighter.
Q: What do you call a guy who never passes gas in public.
A: A private tutor.