Work quick­ies

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Q: Why did the taxi driver quit his job?

A: He was tired of peo­ple talk­ing be­hind his back.

Q: Why did the IRS agent quit his job?

A: Be­cause it was too tax­ing.

Q: Why did the drill op­er­a­tor quit?

A: The job was just bor­ing.

Q: Why did the worker at the cal­en­dar fac­tory get fired?

A: He took a cou­ple of days off.

Q: Why did the em­ployee at the M&M’s fac­tory lose his job?

A: He kept throw­ing out all the W’s.

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