Liar, liar

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Two boys were ar­gu­ing when the teacher en­tered the room.

The teacher says, “Why are you ar­gu­ing?”

One boy an­swers, “We found a $10 bill and de­cided to give it to who­ever tells the big­gest lie.”

“You should be ashamed of your­selves,” said the teacher, “When I was your age, I didn’t even know what a lie was.”

The boys said, “You win!” and handed the teacher the $10.

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