Po­lit­i­cal Buzz

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With late- night talk-show hosts on sum­mer break, to­day we’ll bring you the lat­est head­lines from two satir­i­cal news sites: the Baby­lon Bee, “your trusted source for Chris­tian news satire,” and The New Yorker’s “not the news” Borowitz Re­port. From the Baby­lon Bee:

› So­cial­ists Gather on Labor Day To Protest Con­cept of Labor

› Evan­gel­i­cals Con­firm They Will Re­sume Preach­ing About Ab­so­lute Truth When Demo­crat Be­comes Pres­i­dent

› Democrats De­mand Vig­i­lance Against Elec­tion Hack­ing Un­less It In­volves Voter ID Laws

› Trump Wins 19th Con­sec­u­tive ‘ Em­ployee of the Month’ Award at White House

› Ev­ery Sin­gle Per­son in Coun­try Sud­denly Ex­pert on Com­plex In­ter­na­tional Trade From the Borowitz Re­port:

› White Man Hopes To Land Job With­out Back­ground Check (about Brett Ka­vanaugh)

› Man Wins “Why Trump Shouldn’t Go to Prison” Es­say Con­test (about Brett Ka­vanaugh)

› Michael Co­hen Pleads Guilty Af­ter Gi­u­liani Of­fers To Be His Lawyer

› Pence Stages One- Man Pa­rade in Honor of Trump

› King Jong- un Of­fers To Host Peace Talks Be­tween United States and Canada

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