Chattanooga Times Free Press

Military riddles

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Q: Did you hear about the accident at the Army base?

A: A tank ran over a box of popcorn and flattened two kernels.

Q: What do you call a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray? A: A seasoned veteran. Q: What’s the difference between a fighter pilot and a fighter jet?

A: The jet stops whining when the engines are shut off.

Q: What’s the difference between the Army and the Boy Scouts?

A: The Boy Scouts have adult supervisio­n.

Q: How many officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only one, but he does it from 30 miles away using laser targeting at a cost of $8.3 million.

Q: What branch of the military do babies join? A: The infantry. Q: What don’t you say to a Marine?

A: I thought you had to be in relatively good shape to the join the Marine Corps.

Q: Where do generals keep their armies?

A: In their sleevies.

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