Military riddles
Q: Did you hear about the accident at the Army base?
A: A tank ran over a box of popcorn and flattened two kernels.
Q: What do you call a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray? A: A seasoned veteran. Q: What’s the difference between a fighter pilot and a fighter jet?
A: The jet stops whining when the engines are shut off.
Q: What’s the difference between the Army and the Boy Scouts?
A: The Boy Scouts have adult supervision.
Q: How many officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he does it from 30 miles away using laser targeting at a cost of $8.3 million.
Q: What branch of the military do babies join? A: The infantry. Q: What don’t you say to a Marine?
A: I thought you had to be in relatively good shape to the join the Marine Corps.
Q: Where do generals keep their armies?
A: In their sleevies.