ATTACK OF THE MACHETE-INKED MORON!

A GOON in Florida with a machete tattooed on his face used — guess what? — an actual machete to maim another man, cops say!

Justin Arthur Allen Couch, 25, was arrested and charged with aggravated battery following the reported attack. Though the victim — whose name was not released — survived, he was hospitalized and was unable to use or move his left hand, according to the Hernando County Sheriff’s Office.

Police say the two dudes got into an argument “for no reason” during a gathering at the victim’s Brooksville residence.

Then the inked-up loon “produced a machete and approached the victim in an aggressive manner,” and eventually struck him with the sword-like blade, cops claim.

Couch was being held at the Hernando County Detention Center on $10,000 bond.