Nauseata papua monogama Everyone adores Penguins – they’re the most loveable and crowd-pleasing of all the gays. Wholesomely presentable and utterly cute, Penguins are never seen alone and only exist as pairs. Fun fact! Penguins are never seen outside of their formal black and white attire, either, because as soon as same-sex marriage is legalized, they’ll be first in line at Town Hall. While most people find Penguins adorable, others find their smug public displays of monogamy nauseating. Critics will remark that while it’s nice that penguins have decided to mate for life, do they really have to tell you all about it?
Power hugs, spooning, developing new nicknames on a daily basis.
IKEA. Selfies, dual selfies, commenting on each other’s selfies, feeding one another food, taking selfies of each other feeding one another food.
Penguins can only eat in pairs at restaurants or dinner parties, otherwise they will die.
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