Swan

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Cygnus per­fec­tica Im­mac­u­lately groomed, Swans are the gays that ex­ist al­most purely to be seen. Beau­ti­fully dressed to the point of ob­scen­ity, some Swans will have their pho­to­graphs fea­tured on The Sar­to­ri­al­ist, broad­sheet so­cial pages and Vice’s “Do” list in a sin­gle day, wear­ing three sep­a­rate out­fits and across three sep­a­rate events. Never caught out with­out a pocket-square, sock­less loafers and spec­ta­cles (de­spite hav­ing 20-20 vi­sion), Swans of­ten sin­gle­hand­edly build their own on­line me­dia em­pires that span In­sta­gram, fash­ion blogs, and vod­casts. Some Swans model for glossy fash­ion mag­a­zines in their spare time, but mod­estly in­sist it is “only a hobby.”

Motto: Nat­u­ral habi­tats: Diet:

“There is no such thing as ‘over-dressed’.”

Paris, New York, Mi­lan. The three Cs: canapés, cham­pagne, co­caine.

Dark­est se­cret:

Has never ac­tu­ally been naked.

Nat­u­ral habi­tats:

Pride Days, Pride Pa­rades, any­where where there is color and move­ment and Bey­oncé.

Varies wildly. One day it’s diet foods, the next it’s noth­ing but am­phet­a­mines.

Of­ten be­gins sen­tences with phrases like, “As a gay per­son my­self,” or “Speak­ing as a gay man,” or “As some­one who has been an out gay man for seven years now.”

Diet:

In­ter­est­ing habits:

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