Rain­bow Lori­keet

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Tri­choglos­sus screechus max­imus Very beau­ti­ful but also very fuck­ing loud, Rain­bow Lori­keets tend to move in flocks, cov­er­ing the skies with their glo­ri­ous ban­ner of ev­ery con­ceiv­able color. How­ever, tread with cau­tion. When told by friends or fam­ily mem­bers to “tone it down” or “lower the vol­ume,” Rain­bow Lori­keets have been known to screech that you are re­press­ing them and will peck out the eyes of their per­ceived at­tacker with un­ex­pected speed and pre­ci­sion. Rain­bow Lori­keets are easy to spot by their iden­ti­fi­able rain­bow crests, of­ten seen on their ap­parel, jew­elry, and au­to­mo­biles.

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