Aynrandia accipitridae Hawks are the corporate beasts of the gay world, and robust members of various boards. Whatever you think of politics, they’ll listen to your musings attentively, before very gently and diplomatically pointing out how fucking naïve you are. Economically liberal and fiscally tight, Hawks do not see any distinctions between mind and body, and work out both with alarming frequency. They will often have several dual degrees, a PhD and will be enrolled in a post-doc, but under that suit is pure protein and pectorals. Hawks are easy to spot. All you need to do is turn on a cable news station or open the op-ed pages and look! There they are.
Diet: Natural habitats:
Protein shakes, nothing else.
The gym (twice daily), business-class flight lounges, leadership conferences.
Exclusively mates in gym/ business-class flight lounge showers.
Uses the word “network” as a verb, frequently and without irony.
Does not sleep, has actually forgotten how to sleep, may need medical attention.
Benjamin Law is a writer whose work regularly appears in the Australian magazines
He’s the author of two (2010) and (2012). www.benjamin-law.com